foxnewsofficial:

scuba-steve-damn-you:

foxnewsofficial:

SEND EVERYONE YOU KNOW A MORNING TEXT. WEAR A BOWTIE TODAY. HIGH FIVE STRANGERS. GIVE AWAY LOLLIPOPS. COMPLIMENT PEOPLE. STEAL A CHILD. 

i’ve already done one of those and now he won’t stop crying and it’s annoying

must have been an aggressive high five

foreveralone-lyguy:

troix:

foreveralone-lyguy:

internetexplorers:

change the world today by doing a thing

How much thing?

like 8 thing

That’s too much thing

wolfbuttz:

I (◕ヮ◕)
am (◕ヮ◕)
so (◕ヮ◕)
fucking (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ
tired (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

flandusdestiel:

Just because someone supports gay rights doesn’t mean they’re gay. I mean, I support animal rights, do I look like a fucking alpaca to you?

rrueplumet:

do you hear the students cry 

crying through essays that they write

penning the musings of a pupil

doing their homework over night

on the weekend there were laughs 

putting it off seemed a good plan 

now im stuck here with my books 

motherfucking damn 

cantankerouscrab:

hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today

mycroft-queenofcake:

iamjayse:

thenerdfighterkid:

slydig:

tsarbucks:

slydig:

dont be mean 

be median or mode

damn math fandom bloggers

shut up we have a good range of jokes

this is our domain

guys we’re forgetting the point of this post and going off on a tangent

fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

ka-blamo:

Is benedict cumberbatch unintentionally doing the vlog brothers sign here?

What is happening…where is this from…people don’t just UNINTENTIONALLY do the Nerdfighter sign…either he was told to do this or…or…

OR HE IS A NERDFIGHTER, HANK. (Source.)

I DON’T KNOW HOW TO REACT TO THIS.

waitinforthebus:

what a great nap, i feel totally disoriented and i’m frothing with hate 

steampunkgasoline:

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