Martin: ARE YOU READY KIDS?
Me: AYE AYE WATSON!
Martin: I CAN'T HEARRRR YOUUUU
Me: AYE AYE WATSON!!
Martin: OHHHHHHHHH--
Benedict:
Martin: WHO LIVES IN A FLAT CALLED 221B
Me: BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH
Martin: WHOSE GLORIOUS CHEEKBONES ENDEAR HIM TO ME
Me: BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH
Martin: WHOSE WHACKY DEDUCTIONS BE SOMETHING HE MAKES
Me: BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH
Martin: THEN DROP OFF THE ROOF AND GET MYCROFT HIS CAKE
Me: BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH
Martin: BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH
Me: BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH
Me: BENEDICCCCCCT CUMMMMBERBAAAAAAAAAAATCH!
Friend:
Me: And then we'd go out for texting and scones and I'd get to wear Sherlock's coat.
Friend: You have issues.